"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
when your friend named ben is gay
24-year-olds Crystal Jackson and Britney Crosby were brutally murdered over the weekend in Port Bolivar, Texas. The couple disappeared on Wednesday of last week before taking a trip to Galveston for Mardi Gras, and were not heard from again. It wasn’t until Friday their bodies were discovered next to a convenience store, their recently purchased 2006 Kia Sorrento missing.
how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all
you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you
one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died