America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel

straight boy problem #72

vinylspinner:

not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

(via methatharvard)

particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)

lindseybluth:

i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via listeningtoyoursmile)

illaminati:

"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"

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(via zackisontumblr)