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Sherlock Holmes has an Iron Man lunchbox.
he’s gonna kill me
this man is going to be the death of me
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HAPPY TOWEL DAY EVERYONE!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_DayReblogging because:
1) Martin Freeman
2) IT’S TOWEL DAY YOU GUYSSSS
Happy Towel Day!
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Lady Nancy Astor said to Churchill, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea,” to which he responded, “Madam, if you were my wife, I’d drink it!”
To begin, I personally wouldn’t have poisoned his tea.
To continue, Winston Churchill is probably the most snarky and witty man (with the exclusion of one Severus Snape) in the ever-expanding vaults of history. He was as much of a bulldog in WWII as he was visually, and I adore him for both.
And in conclusion, I make one remark: Look at that swimsuit.
(MOD NOTE: I AM LAUGHING SO HARD TY)
All of the above. Churchill, come to bed.
Severus Snape is not in fact an historical figure. You know this, right? I’m going to bed.
Yeah, that… confused me as well.
My history teacher told us that one time Churchill was walking down the street and bumped into a woman. She told him that he should let her go first, because she was a lady. He refused. She said, “You are drunk, sir!” His response? “I may be drunk, madam, but you are ugly. And I will be sober in the morning.”
Stephen Fry makes an excellent point.
Stephen Fry could take these wing nuts in a cage match of logic any day.
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26| math test: | a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie |
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| history test: | the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs |
| literature test: | explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple" |
| Physics tests: | The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light. |
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