America I'm putting my queer shoulder to the wheel

straight boy problem #72


not being able jack off because you’d be touching a dick and that’s gay

(via methatharvard)


dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real

(via girlwithg0ldeyes)


i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”

(via listeningtoyoursmile)


"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"


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